About The Burlympics

Burlesque Bitch presents The 2013 BURLYMPICS: The Burlesque & Variety Performance Competition.

There was a time when Burlesque did not mean Striptease, it meant Vaudeville, Comedy, Magic... performances of all varieties. And it still does! The Burlympics is a Festival for ALL performers in our community, to perform and compete on the same stage.

When and Where

The Burlympics will be held on Friday September 6th and Saturday September 7th at Cafe Club Fais Do Do, located at 5253 W Adams Blvd, Los Angeles CA 90016. Cafe Club Fais Do Do has been host to many Burlesque shows and variety performances over the years, blending Neo Burlesque and modern music with the old-school vibe of Jazz and New Orleans.


2 nights and 1 afternoon of Burlesque and Variety Acts and Performance Games.
  • Friday Night, September 6th: Competition Show and Performance Games
  • Saturday Night, September 7th: Competition Show, Games and Award Ceremony
  • Sunday Evening, September 8th: Burleokee After Party

The Categories

Gold, Silver, and Bronze medalists will be declared, each winning fantastic prizes from our sponsors. Special awards will also be given out for performers who excel in their acts and in the games: Legend's Pick, Most Classic, Most Comedic, Best Costume, Best Dancer, Most Daring, Most Fierce, Master of Tassels, Master of Assels, Best Improv, Best Lip Sync, and Best Vocalist.

The Prizes

Our grand prize winner will receive a trip for two to Hedonism 2 in Jamaica, courtesy of The Caribbean Burlesque Festival, and a beautiful handcrafted tiara courtesy of EJP Creations. Runner ups will receive gift bags with goodies from our sponsors. Learn more about the prizes HERE.

Featured Performers

With special guest perforances from Burlesque Legend Gabriella Maze, Venus Demille, Bobbie Burlesque and Count Smokula!
Competition officiated by Host by Patrick the Bank Robber and After-Party MCed by Polly Peabody

The Contestants

Each one of these talented performers will be battling for the Gold! See the list HERE.

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